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My Momma Told Me

45 Minutes of Not A Goddamn Thing Motherf_ckin Mini Episode (Re-Release)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a conversation about music evolution. And of course, they talk about LiAngelo Ball's viral hit. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:04.4

No gloss, no filter.

0:07.4

Just stories.

0:09.1

Spoken without fear.

0:10.9

Person who is not generous can not be an artist.

0:13.8

The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.

0:18.4

Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhawad show

0:21.1

and the I Heart Radio app,

0:22.9

Apple Podcasts,

0:24.2

or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:27.6

Come for the honesty.

0:29.2

Stay for the fire.

0:33.5

Motherf fucking mini episode

0:38.3

Many episode

0:40.3

Motherfucking mini episode I'm like swerve in that corner Whoa Whoa Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Welcome little mammas and Gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama told me.

1:04.7

The podcast where we dive deep.

1:06.4

Deep into the pockets of black conspiracies.

1:10.1

Whoa!

1:16.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. deep into the pockets of black conspiracies. Whoa! And we finally worked to prove the conspiracies of yo.

1:23.5

That shit does go, though.

1:25.2

It does go.

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