45: Man Chopped Off His Own Peen While Dreaming | #isawthisontheinternet

The Bald Brothers Podcast

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 639 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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0:00.0	All right, what up y'all?
0:01.3	Welcome to, I saw this on the internet, a podcast where comedian, friends, and I talk about random stories that you submit.
0:07.0	You can submit yours to internet at kemponstage.com.
0:10.0	Today we got Patrick Cloud, Lulu Gonzalez, and to hear more, make sure to follow them on their own social media, pull up when they have stuff to pull up support their Patreon and all that jazz.
0:28.4	Today's first story, man chops off his own penis during a dream about slaughtering a goat.
0:29.9	Wait a minute.
0:36.9	Man in Ghana allegedly cut off his own penis while he was having a dream about slaughtering a goat according to GH1 TV, which is based in Ghana. The man has been identified as
0:39.0	42-year-old Kofi Ata, who is also known as
0:41.3	Wofa Ata.
0:45.3	He said, and I quote,
0:48.0	the victim, oh, no.
0:48.7	Ouch.
0:53.3	Oh, no. Oh, no.
0:58.5	Oops.
1:00.6	That's no goat.
1:05.9	It had to be a clean chop.
1:08.1	That's insane.
1:08.7	If you was going back and forth and you don't wake up.
1:11.5	He probably pulled it out in one like this.
1:12.9	Y'all.
1:13.5	But how do you do that in your sleep?
1:15.1	How big is his dick?
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