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Your hammocking.

And your pooling.

We were made to help organize the competition.

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What's up, Cousie Wazis?

You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys.

History hyenas. Bad. What's up to the people?

What's up to the people who we don't know, but we love, we call you affectionately the

Tute Matriarchy.

We have two groups.

Make no mistake, we got two cackles of people who listen to the hyenas, one of which we refer to as the Toot

matriarchy. Those are the people who listen for free to our Bernie Sanders episodes.

And then we got the true blue matriarchs over at our Patreon matriarchy, our Matrion, if you will, at patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.

Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas.

I am Chrissy Sudo-Tit, Chrissy Well Farts, Chrissy Salmons, Chrissy Chlamydia, Chrissy Kavanaugh.

As you know, that is all a lie. I am peanut head pappas.

And we are not joined by Chrissy Cavanaugh, Chrissy Cackles, Chrissy Sudo-Tit, because he's in

Houston. That's how he pronounces it.

Houston with his trash bag queen's accent.

He throws a Y in there.

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