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Give It To Me Straight

45. Giving you babies, sperm donors, and vasectomies

Give It To Me Straight

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4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Is Baby Bouffard finally on the way? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon make a huge life announcement and discuss all things kids, pregnancy, and promiscuous pasts.  Jon considers getting a vasectomy and Alex dives into what you need to think about before having kids. Is Jon about to become a Zaddy? Is Alex entering her MILF era? Hit play and find out!

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0:00 – Intro

12:23 – Do You Want Kids?

27:51 – My BF is Staying With His Ex

30:12 – My Husband Wants Kids, I Don’t

33:59 – Sperm Donor Dilemma

38:58 – Pregnancy Scare

42:22 – Promiscuous Boy

49:39 – Who is Getting Fixed?

59:14 – How Do I Parent When I’m Not One? 

1:03:50 – Ready Your Secrets

1:06:26 – What Are You Over?

1:07:30 – Listener Review

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0:00.0

And I'm telling you right now first off I will say I'll get a vasectomy. I wish I could be put to sleep for it though.

0:05.9

Oh my God are you fucking kidding me?

0:09.2

John I'm just I'm saying I'll do it I just hold your hand and I will I will tell you that you're doing a good job.

0:17.0

Are you for real?

0:18.0

Why do you care? I'm just saying put me to sleep. and where you were. Gracious, gracious, gracious, host.

0:35.0

Wow, John, a singer.

0:38.0

Nice hat. You stole that for me.

0:41.0

I know. I wanted it.

0:42.0

He was gifted to me. What does it say? Something in the nude. I like it. I like the

0:47.3

color. I know it's nice. I'm a big fan of green these days. That's the only color that we've added into our house.

0:54.0

To the podcast. It's the only going to see.

0:56.0

Green is really considered a neutral. We've had this discussion before.

1:00.0

I didn't know it was a neutral.

1:01.0

No, no, no, it's not. But like, I think because it's part of plants,

1:04.7

it's like part of neutral tones in earth.

1:08.3

But then I guess could blue be considered a neutral?

1:11.3

Green and blue are not neutral.

1:13.0

You didn't let me choose any of the colors in her house.

1:15.0

I have no idea.

1:16.0

Obviously you don't trust my taste.

1:18.0

I mean, if it was up to you, we would have nothing in our house

1:22.0

except a PlayStation and a TV.

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