#4497 These Booths Were Made For Sitting

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke finds himself burgled (or maybe robbed or maybe theived?) in Las Vegas, and he’s not happy about it. And Andrew discovers a 20-year old letter from a friend that is blowing his gosh darn mind right now.

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0:00.0	Let me see it? Is it cute?
0:02.0	Yeah, so cute.
0:03.0	Send it to me?
0:04.0	Me too.
0:05.0	Okay.
0:06.0	Look what I just posted. Brunch with these two dumb-dems.
0:10.0	Oh my gosh, so good. Is this good? I said Sunday Fonday with these idiots.
0:14.0	Yeah, that's good. That's great. So cute.
0:16.0	Okay, okay, so cute. Look what I just posted. Eating crap with these sacks of sacks of if they died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. So cute. Wait, what the hell?
0:25.4	Look, you called me a dumb dumb and she called me an idiot, so...
0:28.5	Yeah, when you post a pick up yourself where you look really cute, then you have to say
0:31.7	something a little self-deprecating so it doesn't look like you're just bragging.
0:34.9	Oh, all right, this is good. Slabbing down some pig with these fat sacks, and I'm the fattest of them all.
0:42.3	If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear.
0:45.3	Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.
0:47.3	No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud. Bay.
0:51.3	Jesus, Brenda.
0:53.3	All right, I got ya.
0:56.0	Gulping down some pig with these bags of meat.
0:59.0	Sunday, fun day with these pig gs, hope nobody gulps us.
1:03.0	So, are we the pig gits or the bags of meat?
1:06.0	Okay, let me try another one.
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