#4491 The Separation Of Todd And State

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew talk about rumbles that they’ve been in, rumbles that they’ve heard about, and rumbles that they’ve avoided. Plus, Luke is feeling pretty nervous before his interview with Neil DeGrasse Tyson and William “Sabatage” Shatner.

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0:00.0	Can I start you gentlemen with something to drink?
0:03.0	Oh, here we go.
0:05.0	I'm good with just water.
0:06.0	You sure? The bar is everything.
0:08.0	Oh, no, no, no, think so. I don't drink.
0:10.0	Do you mind if we drink?
0:15.0	No, no, no, of course not.
0:22.3	I almost started to you're right.
0:26.6	Oh my god, I'm like, crap my pants.
0:29.6	I'm like, oh no!
0:30.6	Yeah, what are I going to be here?
0:32.6	I have a double bourbon into burners.
0:35.6	I have a giant glass boot filled with beer.
0:38.8	I'm sorry, we don't have that.
0:40.5	Well, then your bar doesn't have everything.
0:43.0	TBTL.
0:48.7	Daddy's here, and Daddy is going to take care of you.
0:50.4	Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
0:56.6	I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss de boo-boo.
0:58.3	Are you all afraid?
0:59.0	No.
1:02.3	Daddy's here for you, my widow angels.
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