One-ing, this podcast is basically one big profanity.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Zippercruder, stamps.com

and by the new Crucifix-shaped suppository for Christian migrates, the anal Jesus anal

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shit and now the Skating Atheist.

Hi, my name is Gavin and in case it is obvious, I'm Australian.

Now we may have snakes, sharks, spiders, box jellyfish and crocodile, but thank fuck we don't

have any species as dangerous as an American evangelical.

However, I have visited America and seen such primitive life forms in their natural habitat,

so I can assure you, we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey people.

There's the hint of September 16th that I suck at taking vacations.

I'm no illusions and from Redtown Blue State and the past, this is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, the past and the present will smash together like some kind

of temporal orgy, we'll bring up stuff in the headlines that you almost forgot you were

pissed about and the Cindus quest for a pet dinosaur will come up wanting yet again.

First, the Diatry.

You're going undercover as a Christian.

You have no time to prepare.

You're about to walk into a church meeting or prayer group or whatever Christians congregate

at.

So your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to make conversation with this group of

people for an entire evening and be welcomed into their fault.

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