448 - Dave Barry: How To Have More Humor in Your Life
The James Altucher Show
James Altucher
4.6 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2019
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This isn't your average business podcast and he's not your average host. |
| 0:06.6 | This is the James Altiger show on the Choose Yourself Network. |
| 0:12.6 | Today on the James Altiger show. |
| 0:15.4 | I know so many comedians who aren't happy, you know more than I do, but there's not |
| 0:19.7 | a lot of happy stand-up comedians like, no, although I'm happy. |
| 0:24.4 | There you go. |
| 0:25.4 | You're probably a shitty comedian. |
| 0:27.4 | It's a show, but I guess I had 20 years of adulthood where I was successful. |
| 0:33.7 | No, miserable. |
| 0:34.7 | Oh, comedian or humorous woman looks for what's wrong. |
| 0:38.5 | So you have to kind of really practice that over and over again looking for what's wrong. |
| 0:41.9 | That is exactly what comedians are doing. |
| 0:44.2 | Everybody wants the world to be rational. |
| 0:47.5 | Everybody wants there to be an explanation for things. |
| 0:50.8 | And yet it's so irrational. |
| 0:51.8 | It's completely irrational. |
| 0:53.6 | You can't make humor impaired people suddenly have a sense of humor and you can't make stupid |
| 0:58.0 | people smart and you can't make assholes not the assholes. |
| 1:01.2 | You can't. |
| 1:02.2 | So you can like enjoy them or just ignore them. |
| 1:05.4 | Those are your best two options. |
| 1:06.8 | Confronting them is not a good option. |
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