Lord Almighty I think I hear my podcast rising.

Well, podcasts don't rise unless you bake them in the oven.

And this podcast is probably like half baked because I'm half baked

Welcome. I'm Harland Williams. Welcome to the Harland Highway

Lirdies and Finirdle Blirdens.

We're going to talk about some fun stuff today.

I'm going to tell you about special guest star celebrity that I worked with last week

on my new sitcom.

Great, great guy.

Also, we're going to talk about,

have you ever run over anything on the road?

We've got to talk about your etiquette when it comes to running

over critters on the road, okay? And then we're going to talk about socializing.

We're going to talk about when you go out to dinner in a big group.

Is it awkward? Is it fun? Is it uncomfortable? Is it excellent? Is it so many things? So many things are going on when you go out with a big group

like that and then also I'm going to talk about you ever have one of those nights

where you just hop from party to club

to place to event and it just becomes kind of this weird night of discombobulated events.

We're going to talk all about that because this is one big

discombative related event, this is the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

You fellas been doing a little booze and have you?

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