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Fake the Nation, episode 447.

Hello, hello, this is Fake the Nation, where we talk about news.

We talk about politics and where we learn that the increase in rat populations in major cities is also related to climate change.

I am your host, Nagine Farside,

and it's true a new global study found that cities that warm the most

had the greatest increase in rat populations.

New York City has the fourth highest rap population.

And I don't know what level of NYC shill I am that I saw that

and was proud that at least we weren't number one.

That distinction, number one, goes to Washington, D.C., I believe, and I believe San Francisco is on the

top three. I can't remember over the third or otherwise. Wait, in the world or in America.

This is in the world of like they chose, I can't remember the number, 16 cities or something.

So Tokyo's on this lit, you know, there's the most rat heavy cities.

So anyways, there we are, and I feel like everyone should know.

Now, it's possible that DC is counting Elon Musk in that rat census. Because he and his people have overtaken D.C. And we're going to talk about that. We're going to talk about tariffs. We're going to talk about other federal government shenanigans. We'll also talk about asking the question, what have you gotten done? And finally, the new marriage gap. It is not

your grandma's marriage gap. Okay? We're going to talk about it. And today's lineup of panelists

is incredible. I'm so happy they came back to the show, both of them returnees. We have

joining us a comedian and podcast co-host of the GoTouch Grass Pod, which is so fun,

which I've been on.

I really love it.

They also just like follow the internet better than anybody in a ways that I aspire to that,

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