445: We Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Now imagine it's a speedboat, and you've broken every maritime law there is, and you're on the run from the boat police. Now stop, calm down. None of this is happening, and you're listening to Regular Features actually. Log has written his own pub menu app, and Gav is gestating a viral tweet that's just aching to be twooted. Steve stands lookout, in case the pigs start sniffing around.

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0:00.0	Regular regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a regular features a show.
0:07.3	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast.
0:11.4	That is exactly the same every single damn week.
0:17.1	My name is Gab Miffy and today I'm joined by two strapping young males, Steve Hogan and John Logblythe.
0:27.6	Hi.
0:28.4	Hello.
0:29.1	Hi.
0:29.6	How are you doing?
0:30.3	You guys excited to bring the hot feature treacle?
0:33.6	I'm really good, actually.
0:34.8	And I've been producing treacle from my treacle feature gland quite consistently for the last.
0:41.7	It's kind of weeping, actually.
0:43.2	What is your treacle feature gland?
0:45.1	Because mine's in my down below's.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:48.7	Well, yeah.
0:49.4	Well, we're not going to go into detail about this is the start of the podcast.
0:56.0	I'm not going to talk into detail, but... I will start the podcast. I'm not going to talk about my asshole.
1:02.0	You're constantly treacle-leaking bum hole. But we have a lot of funny features coming your way, including...
1:07.0	But not limited to, but actually limited to, a Twitter thing that I've found.
1:14.1	And also me having trouble using PHP to make a menu for my public house. It's a lot of fun.
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