You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast.

Recorded in Chicago, Illinois, with your host's Ken, Matt, Neil, and Jeff.

This is Triviality.

Hello, and welcome to Triviality, the game, where a lack of seriousness meets.

A little bit of knowledge.

A little bit of knowledge, man.

I think you looked at Matt because Matt always says show, not game.

I usually said show.

I did that part.

I did that part for him.

Yeah, I need that part filled it.

I'm slowly, slowly weaving him on to saying the catchphrase correctly. I can't do it. I mean, how many episodes have we done now? Almost 500. 500. This is like 445 or something. Yeah, but I've only done 396 of them. Right. Well, I mean, you're part of the canon. Part of the canon. There's an essential part of the canon. Essential. Yeah, there's a lot of canon with this show, I think. So, Mad, you recently had a big canon event. Yeah. There's news that's shocking for the listeners, and I want to race you right now. You may have seen the two-minute clickable. Matt quits. Matt quits. I quit my job at the corporation. Yeah, the conglomerate. Are you going to be like Val Valentino and reveal who the conglomerate was? There are no pumpkin in the pumpkin's face. What? Whoa. At the conglomerate. Val Valentino, the magician who revealed the tricks on Fox in the early 2000s? With the mask that had the chalk drawings or whatever it was on the face.

I know everyone was dying to know.

If you saw our merchandise, it had a big cup that kind of gave away.

But yeah, Starbucks is in the rear view of my career.

So no pumpkin.

No pumpkin in that.

This is the biggest news that we've had in quite a while.

Yeah.

I wonder what the last big canon event was that shocked the world.

Jeff got a dog.

Jeff got a dog.

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