444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard? AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing. Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE! Pull em up!

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0:00.0	That's uh what is that called flute loop, flute loop, flute loop, flute loop by Dylan?
0:23.4	Thanks you can always get your instrumentals or songs submitted to the show.
0:28.8	Send them to your mom's podcast at gmail.com.
0:32.9	I got a big announcement.
0:35.1	The presale starts today.
0:37.3	Oh.
0:38.3	For Philher up Delphia.
0:40.1	Oh.
0:41.1	Going to the Merriam Theatre Saturday November 17th.
0:47.2	It is on presale.
0:49.5	Beginning at noon, the password is funny.
0:53.1	If you NNY not case sensitive, password is funny.
0:58.0	It's Saturday November 17th.
1:00.0	The general on sale begins Friday, this Friday April 20th, but I got to tell you and
1:04.8	I don't normally talk like this.
1:06.2	I don't think it's going to last so then.
1:07.8	I think if you want to get your tickets to this show, you should get them in the presale.
1:11.7	I think it's going to go fast.
1:13.6	I'm very excited to come back to Philly.
1:15.9	It's been a while.
1:18.0	And yeah, that's happening right now.
1:19.8	And huge thanks to everybody that got tickets to the presales in Orlando and Jacksonville.
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