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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2018

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us). We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up. Thanks to our sponsors: Stamps.com Code word: MOM FabFitFun.com Code word: YOURMOM

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0:00.0

New York City. I'm sorry. I mean, Jew, Dork, Titties. December 8, 2018, I am doing the

0:08.2

Grammar C. Theater and tickets go on presale today. And because this episode is dropped late,

0:15.6

it's going to be extended through Friday presale tickets. Use promo code jeans just for

0:22.0

you guys. promo code jeans. Go to Christina P online now and get those tickets.

0:28.4

Wow. Hi. I don't think my, I don't think my presale is still going. I had a

0:53.2

presale going. But the on sale starts Friday this Friday. What is it? April, April 13th.

1:00.6

April 13th, is that right? Yeah. This Friday. Yeah. Today is April 11th. We dropped this

1:05.0

episode. This Friday, my, I have new shows Orlando and Jacksonville. Oh, Jack, Jack's,

1:13.3

Jack some manville. Jack's a manville and Orlando. I'm coming in November. If it's still

1:20.7

on presale, it's the word champ. I know that you can try the links. Champ. How do you

1:25.3

top? They picked it. What? They picked it. They assigned it. That's terribly rude. Go

1:29.6

to ThompsonGrow.com. Hit the tour page. And if that presale is still going, it's, it's

1:36.6

champ. If not, set your reminder that this Friday, the 13th, 10 a.m. Eastern Orlando

1:44.0

Hard Rock Live and the Florida Theater and Jacksonville, Florida. Those are both November,

1:49.6

22nd and 3rd. They're on still be on sale. I think I added another show in, fuck, where

1:57.8

is it? Spokane, I don't know. Almost everything sold out. It's fucking bananas. Oh, my gosh.

2:09.1

Oh, Braia still has tickets and Breastball's Beach, West Palm, Florida has tickets. I think

2:16.3

that's it. That's the farting girl, right? She goes, Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Let me

2:21.8

tell you about my other dates before we do stuff. Is that cool? Of course. April 29th, a

2:26.0

man-friend disco, Cobbs, comedy club. There's just a handful of tickets left. That's one show

2:30.8

only. So scoop those up now because they are going May 4th, Cuntington Beach at the

2:35.7

Rec Room Comedy Club. May 9th, Cox Hard. She is. Oxard Hard, Levity Live and then

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