#444: "Durken ba Dorken" with guest Sam Tripoli

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Teeb and Johnny are joined in again this week by special guest, comedian Sam Tripoli, to talk about Conor McGregor's future, the NBA Finals (which they made the mistake of discussing moments before tip off), and a load of other nonsense.

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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm travelling find all the comfort you need in the quiet
0:25.5	lounge Piando ferries that is another way
0:29.9	for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.6	This is the mani bitch!
0:38.8	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:42.0	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
0:44.0	if you know what I'm saying?
0:45.0	This brother, breaking all the 40 yard,
0:48.0	well, this brother, come on, zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.6	You call that a penalty?
0:54.6	Yeah, I have the school down.
0:55.8	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.3	Oh, shut up!
0:59.3	You're staying it wrong people.
1:01.3	I would get her pregnant.
1:02.3	No, fuck you. Uh, that's typically. No, fucking, uh, that's just called in and hangs up, you fucking motherfucker.
1:07.0	That fucking piss me off.
1:09.0	Are you in the shower now?
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