#443 - Theo Von
The Check In
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2017
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Theo Von, Comedian whose special "No Offense" is available on Netflix and the co-host of the "Allegedly Podcast," joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I am too. You couldn't make a high-pitched star. I didn't put call of them. Oh, you gotta |
| 0:05.7 | lean at least three more shit. Get your fucking knife in order, Lee. You fucking muscle hamster. |
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| 0:56.0 | Joey. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh shit, kick that Mule motherfucker. It's all over 2017. The restraining law is over. It's over. |
| 1:19.8 | We're kicking this Mule with Theo Vaughn. My nephew Lee Sayat. And you're Uncle Motherfucking Joey. |
| 1:30.0 | Kick it Lee. Blast the fucking speakers. I want the speakers to blow up Lee. I want to see |
| 1:37.0 | somebody's balls blow up there. I need her. I want to see my dick try to fuck man's but what's |
| 1:48.5 | fun. Oh shit. |
| 2:01.6 | Oh shit. |
| 2:07.4 | What's happening you bad motherfuckers. Happy New Year to you and yours. I hope this is a happy |
| 2:12.5 | year for you. I hope you're healthy because if you ain't healthy you can't get your dick sucked |
| 2:17.1 | and you cannot make any geters. You understand me you can't I'll get kids. So my number one one of |
| 2:22.8 | my favorite people in this fucking city is on the show tonight. Theo Vaughn my little fucking Jewish |
| 2:29.1 | nephew already started to do your off puking the edibles tonight. I don't know what happened. You know |
| 2:35.5 | what happened. You know what happened. You know what happened. Fucking little munch. You're away from |
| 2:38.3 | me for a week and you didn't keep up the training. Okay. First of all, I don't want to hear a story. |
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