443: Prayed Off Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christians continue their war against free not dying juice, Jesus comes back to buy a motorcycle and then leaves again, and Don Ford will be here to ramp up the sexual tension once again.

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Headlines:

Liberty Counsel official calls COVID vaccines a crime against humanity: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/liberty-counsel-official-calls-covid-19-vaccines-a-crime-against-humanity/

Christian MAGA cultists claim COVID vaccines violate the Nuremberg Code: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/08/04/christian-maga-cultists-claims-covid-vaccines-violate-the-nuremberg-code/

Christian prophet says "Jesus rode on my motorcycle and I have a painting of it": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/08/04/christian-prophet-jesus-rode-on-my-motorcycle-and-i-have-a-painting-of-it/

Woman Sues McDonald’s for Being So Good, It Made Her Break Her Fast During Lent: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/08/08/woman-sues-mcdonalds-for-being-so-good-it-made-her-break-her-fast-during-lent/

Conversion therapy clinic owes $3.5 million for existing: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/08/10/conversion-therapy-group-owes-3-5-million-after-violating-order-to-shut-down/

Angry Christian Mom Boycotts “Muppet Babies” Because Gonzo Wore a Dress: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/08/07/angry-christian-mom-boycotts-muppet-babies-because-gonzo-wore-a-dress/

TBN Sells Holy Land Theme Park at a steep loss: https://religionnews.com/2021/08/05/orlandos-holy-land-theme-park-sold-by-tbn-to-healthcare-company/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, we haven't gotten any less vulgar since last week.
0:04.4	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by IP Vanish, and by the new
0:10.1	pain reliever for Christians who tried to argue with a well-informed atheist, Tylenol
0:14.8	Mighty.
0:15.8	Tylenol Mighty, putting the Jesus back in anal Jesus.
0:20.2	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:22.8	The Skating Atheist.
0:37.2	It's Thursday.
0:56.2	It's August 12th, and it's National Middle Child Day.
1:00.4	And celebrate nobody cares about you.
1:03.5	It hurts, but it's true.
1:05.7	I'm Noah Luzon's.
1:07.7	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:08.7	I'm Heathen Wright, and from Samuel Lelitos, New Jersey, Cincinnati Red State and Red
1:12.9	Down Blue State, this is The Skating Atheist.
1:16.2	This week's episode, Christians continue their war against free-not-dying juice.
1:21.4	Jesus comes back to buy a motorcycle and then leaves again, right away.
1:25.8	And Don Ford will be here to ramp up the sexual tension once again.
1:29.9	The first, the Dietrat.
1:36.9	Well, it was good while it lasted.
1:42.4	I guess it's time for us to soak up those last few drops of atheism before it all comes
1:47.5	crashing down.
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