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Hello and welcome to regular features.

We're in a drill smashing our way into the center of the earth to find the core within.

To pipe comedy into it and make sure that it's funny at Volcanoes.

Hello, I'm Joe Scrabbles.

I have got a feature this week, and as such, I've been tasked with leading the drill into the center of the earth,

as I said a minute ago, with two of my best friends, and both of them will smash features right into the magma.

First up, Steve, Steve, what are you going to provide to the earth?

Hi, I am the navigator on the drill.

I have got a little map pointing its way towards the core of the earth where we are going just to flesh out that lovely

little universe that you've filtered you and into that core I plan on injecting a little feature

about a bongo playing dentist that honking you can hear outside yeah that's him it's the bongo playing dentist. That honking you can hear outside. Yeah. That's him. It's the bongos. I got to go. He's here. He's come to pick me up. He's got some weird bongos, man. Like, that's not on. Log, cover up the honks from the other side of the earth. That's the last thing I do to honks.

I will not cover them.

I celebrate honks here from my position at the top of the drill at the mantle of the earth.

The gunner.

Yeah, I will.

I saw it go through the mantle.

I, crust and mantle.

They're the two bits I remember from that thing, and I saw at school.

And I will be bringing...

That's how you got this job.

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