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God Awful Movies

443: A Time For Heaven

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

We're joined by DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria for a review of the death with indignity Christian movie called A Time For Heaven.
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0:00.0

We all have a fire inside us. It gives us energy and spirit to do the things we love.

0:06.0

Every morning we get to feed that fire and set ourselves up for the day with a warming

0:10.8

and satisfying bowl of Quaker oats.

0:13.0

Because when we feed it right, when it's fully ablaze,

0:18.0

we can take on anything the day might bring.

0:20.0

Feed more than just your body.

0:24.6

Feed the fire inside. Quaker oats.

0:29.0

Also he made her soup apparently and then he's like, oh you don't you didn't want the can of

0:38.6

fucking weird soup do you want a sandwich to there's like a weird weird callback because at the beginning he's like,

0:44.6

I forage some wild mushrooms and she's like,

0:47.2

ew, and he's like, okay, never mind.

0:49.3

And so then he took her soup and he's like, don't worry, there's no mushrooms in it tried that once

0:54.4

couldn't figure it out. Couldn't figure it out. Almost dad pretty much poisoned

1:00.7

myself right there. A mushroom exploded in my face. I met Jesus. That was my other...

1:05.0

I met Jesus. He was like, I'm not talking to you this time man. I already gave you the message I had for you. movies.

1:22.6

We're each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

1:25.4

I'm your host T. Th. Enright, and I'm joined by the Eli Bosnick, Eli.

1:28.8

How's it going buddy?

1:29.8

I'm amazing, Heath, thank you so much excited to be here excited to talk about this awful movie

1:36.7

interesting I'm guessing we're not going to get the same enthusiasm we also have veteran masochist Kara Santa Maria, Kara.

1:46.9

Welcome back. Are you excited too?

1:49.1

I feel like there's a pattern that's emerging.

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