meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
God Awful Movies

443: A Time For Heaven

God Awful Movies

God Awful Movies

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We're joined by DOCTOR Cara Santa Maria for a review of the death with indignity Christian movie called A Time For Heaven.
---
If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful
Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.
---
Hear more from Cara: https://www.carasantamaria.com/podcast
---
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts
---
All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

We all have a fire inside us. It gives us energy and spirit to do the things we love.

0:06.0

Every morning we get to feed that fire and set ourselves up for the day with a warming

0:10.8

and satisfying bowl of Quaker oats.

0:13.0

Because when we feed it right, when it's fully ablaze,

0:18.0

we can take on anything the day might bring.

0:20.0

Feed more than just your body.

0:24.6

Feed the fire inside. Quaker oats.

0:29.0

Also he made her soup apparently and then he's like, oh you don't you didn't want the can of

0:38.6

fucking weird soup do you want a sandwich to there's like a weird weird callback because at the beginning he's like,

0:44.6

I forage some wild mushrooms and she's like,

0:47.2

ew, and he's like, okay, never mind.

0:49.3

And so then he took her soup and he's like, don't worry, there's no mushrooms in it tried that once

0:54.4

couldn't figure it out. Couldn't figure it out. Almost dad pretty much poisoned

1:00.7

myself right there. A mushroom exploded in my face. I met Jesus. That was my other...

1:05.0

I met Jesus. He was like, I'm not talking to you this time man. I already gave you the message I had for you. movies.

1:22.6

We're each week we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.

1:25.4

I'm your host T. Th. Enright, and I'm joined by the Eli Bosnick, Eli.

1:28.8

How's it going buddy?

1:29.8

I'm amazing, Heath, thank you so much excited to be here excited to talk about this awful movie

1:36.7

interesting I'm guessing we're not going to get the same enthusiasm we also have veteran masochist Kara Santa Maria, Kara.

1:46.9

Welcome back. Are you excited too?

1:49.1

I feel like there's a pattern that's emerging.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from God Awful Movies, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of God Awful Movies and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.