#442: "Professionals"

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Teeb and Johnny (professionals) are joined by Fight Tranny, Sam Tripoli, Ari Shaffir, and Aaron, whose mics don't work, unfortunately. We talk professionalism, the NBA Playoffs, our plot to make millions, and a guy who broke his dick.

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Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many others.

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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm travelling find all the comfort you need in the quiet
0:25.5	lounge Piando ferries that is another way
0:29.8	for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.6	This is the mani bitch!
0:38.8	Dilton corn is alive and kicking.
0:42.0	Come on over here. I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
0:44.0	if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother, breaking all the 40 yard wall.
0:48.0	This brother, come on.
0:50.0	Zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.7	You call that a penalty?
0:54.7	Who's number one?
0:56.4	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.4	Boom!
0:58.4	Shut up!
0:59.4	You're staying it wrong people.
1:01.4	I would get her pregnant.
1:02.3	No, fucking perfectly.
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