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Ghostrunners

442 - Cake Wars

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Jake came across Iowa’s creepiest janitor, Brad showed up to someone’s house uninvited, and is that… a Monday round of ‘shmores I smell????? Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Happy Monday, Ghosties. I was in Iowa this weekend, and Iowa is great for a lot of reasons.

0:05.2

We'll talk about it more later, but one is just the coops know everyone. You can point at

0:11.9

anyone in the town and they're like, they have a story about them. And I don't even do it on

0:16.2

purpose. I just realized afterwards, I'm like, they're batting a thousand this weekend. I don't,

0:19.4

I don't point out a single person they don't know. Case in point yesterday. So,

0:22.6

so 24 hours ago, we're sitting at a coffee shop. Angie Coop's new coffee shop, more on that later.

0:27.7

Oh, yeah. And a guy drives by, so this coffee shop sits on like downtown dyke.

0:34.7

Dike. And, uh, you see a lot of, a lot of traffic.

0:38.6

Mm-hmm.

0:39.2

A guy just drives by just like, you know there was like, uh, like Facebook profile

0:44.6

picture like Republican sunglasses.

0:46.7

You know the type.

0:48.2

What are you talking like Pit Viper Republican?

0:50.4

Like, no, but it's like reflective blue, like really thin and like really like a bright blue.

0:56.7

Oh, I'm trying.

0:57.7

I'm trying.

0:58.5

I'm trying to imagine it.

1:00.2

So he's got those.

1:01.3

Okay.

1:01.9

And he is driving by on a lawnmower.

1:04.0

That's really, I, the main thing.

1:06.7

Let's focus more on that.

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