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Fake the Nation, episode 442.

Hello, hello. This is Fake the Nation, where we talk about news. We talk about culture and where we take New Year's off.

Ladies gentlemen, this is one of our vacation shorty episodes. We have a wonderful couple of segments lined up for you.

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season and a wonderful new year.

And I hope you get to still relax.

And to help you relax, we've got a couple of fun conversations.

And first up, we've got peppermint and Amber Ruffin joining us to talk about whether a woman is an asshole in this story.

Check it out.

Next topic, we read an Am I the Asshole piece in Reddit?

And I couldn't wait to talk about it.

So to do just that, I'm joined by

iconic Broadway performer and Gallabout Town. It is the wonderful peppermint. Hey, Peppermint.

Hey, Peppermint. Hey, Amber. I'm also joined by incomparable comedian and writer Amber.

Ruffin. Hey, Amber. Yippity-Doo. So I'm just going to read an abbreviated version of the grievance from this potential

asshole.

And then we'll discuss.

Here we go.

This 29-year-old woman says, quote, my friend, who's 31, has told me that her husband,

who's 35, has a crush on me and has recently told her that he fantasizes over me.

This already makes me feel very awkward, but now she

asked me if I can stop wearing makeup and wear baggy clothes around him. I mean, okay, and then she

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