#441 Korea Was Hell with Chris Alan

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🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and Air Force vet Chris Alan came over to tell me, famous draft dodger, about his time in the armed forces. It’s waaaay different than what you see in movies. It was a funny and super interesting podcast about the gruntwork side of war.

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The Music:

Jimmie Osborne - Thank God For Victory In Korea

Cake - I Bombed Korea

The Air Force Song

Black Sabbath - War Pigs

Transcript

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0:00.0	people used to buy a shit in uniform all the time. Thank you for your service
0:04.3	after 9-11. Then we used to go out on purpose just to eat for free. Another unknown
0:12.4	side effect of 9-11. Three meals. It got to the point where like if somebody
0:17.0	didn't offer at the end of the meal, like a chick with her tits, I like nobody's
0:21.2	gonna give me a drink here. We heroes.
0:24.8	All while it looked to me, we would be pushed into the sea, but the good Lord said,
0:30.6	I will not let you down. He gave us tanks, planes and guns, so America's fighting
0:37.2	sun, have old glory waving in Korea now. Thank you dear God for victory in Korea.
0:46.5	We're grateful that the battle's won. We give you the praise for victory in Korea. We thank you dear God for what you've done.
1:04.0	Hello everybody and welcome to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast. I'm Ari Shaffir, I'm the host.
1:10.5	I'm coming to you live from Seoul, South Korea, home of one of the greatest wars in American history.
1:17.1	And I come here, I flew here just to do the introduction. That's right, this isn't a fucking
1:21.6	suburban house in Spokane, Washington. I just finished having a blast with Ryan O'Neal and Jeff
1:27.2	Dan Madagher. I'll be doing a fucking what's it called. Packouts with them about this fucking trip
1:32.8	in a couple weeks. But, and Danishon O'Neal coming soon. But I'm here in Seoul, Korea
1:40.0	to talk about today's episode. It was with Chris Allen Comedy who served in the military for 20
1:44.7	fucking something years. Got a fucking pension. Also got some sweet ass PTSD. Thanks military.
1:51.9	At least they really treat him right and have an abandon him. Yeah, I wanted to talk to Chris
1:57.6	about his religious upbringing. It wasn't Jehovah's Witness. It was some sort of like,
2:04.0	an ethical, something, ethical. I forgot the word. So it was real similar to mine. So I've been trying
2:10.8	to get him on his podcast for like way over a year and just haven't been able to do it. Some happened
2:16.1	in the last year and a half that delayed it. I forgot what it was. Something, something happened.
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