Forest, do you want to share your toy with Dune?

That's a track from Christy McGill's new album, The Coolest Person on Mars, which is a limited edition

orange vinyl dichronium printing from Onesar Delic Rex Records, which is the Serbian record company that recently caught on fire.

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Oh yeah!

Boner-pill commercial, but we're back. Hello! How you doing out there, O Perfect Being? I know what you're thinking, I'm not perfect.

I'm fucked up in some way, probably. Maybe you got some nice secret guilt. Eat new alive, specters of the past. Raffle spirits chewing on your amygdala every day, like with some delicious fairground hot dog.

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