All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcast so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up, you bad Christian jerks. Welcome back to the podcast. I am glad to be back. I've been out for a week. I was gone because I had my third child, which is terrific. But, be honest, it's not as fun as, you know, hanging out with Toby and Joey. So glad to be here. I want to tell you if you didn't know it yet, my band, Emory and Toby's band, Emory is going to be on tour. We're doing a 15 year anniversary tour with Hawthorn Heights where we're going to be playing.

The week's end and they're going to be playing the science and black and white. We've got some really special VIP things. We're going to it's going to be great. And it's in June month of June. Toby and Devin are doing some acoustic shows while I'm adjusting to my new baby in the meantime in April. But I'll let you check that stuff out on our website, Emory music.com. You can check it out there. Or really you can just go to Emory's Twitch page, which is even probably a more central hang for everything Emory is doing lately. That's twitch.tv slash Emory music.

Tour dates will be there too. And that's where we will actually be hanging out. We do band practice every Tuesday night. And you're welcome to join us. We hang out, talk to people on there. And we practice in right music. We've already written four, we've got four songs, demoed out just from doing that. We've done that all in front of our Twitch community. So come view us kind of like poker night. You know, you got one night a week. You stay late and you do your thing. And for us, that's on Twitch. And we hang out together even though we're in different places. Twitch.tv slash Emory music. All right. Let's do the podcast.

All right. Let's do the podcast today.

Oh, yeah. God showed up. I don't even shit. When I put in my body. You don't ever fucking need that.

So if you've never done oil, then you're extra virgin. No, girl. It's my flat. I showed you my dad, my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest than that.

Three, two, one. We ain't cussing. We're just cause we're bad. Doesn't mean we're bad.

This is the bad Christian podcast. We just realized that Jesus has been listening to this podcast. And so we need to tone it down a little bit. Like we understand.

If Jesus was sitting there right with you, would you be watching this movie right now? Of course we would not be watching pulp fiction with Jesus. So the question is.

Joey, Joey, can I say this? I appreciate when people watch Game of Thrones sex scenes and then complain about our podcast. I appreciate it.

People send money to pastors who are known sexual abusers and then complain about our podcast. I think it's just so valuable.

Right. What we're doing here is just sick. It's sick.

Sick. Yes.

I don't want to. Please go watch Game of Thrones and do not watch this.

Do not listen to his podcast. How dare people get upset with Toby for being angry at a pastor who had sex with a lot of different women that want his wife and did it behind closed doors and then get upset with people for questioning him.

How dare you get upset for Toby? Please, Toby, for getting upset at that. Please go watch any of the Halloween's and don't listen to this podcast. This is the bad thing. Watch anything else you can.

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