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Hey, we're the bearest.

We're passionate about beer.

I want to help you find the tastiest ones.

Each week, we try a bunch, tell you what we think, and crack a few jokes along the way.

Because drinking beer is fun, and a beer podcast should be too. I got to tell you, one of the hardest things to do with this show is to come up with delicious crispy content for the beginning of an episode.

I hate everything about what you just said.

Why?

All the keywords you just used.

It makes me very uncomfortable.

I think you're reading into things.

Creamy, hard coming.

Look, you're seeing things that aren't there.

I don't know what kind of trauma you have.

I know the anecdote you're about to tell us.

Well, because we were trying to figure out how to open the show and nobody had any ideas.

And I came up with one.

I'm just going to tell you a story about the first time I accidentally ate my own cum.

Oh, man.

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