440: 8 Minute Absalom Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, naturopaths play the COVID card, we learn that God created the supply curve and it was good, and we’ll keep up our quest to see how many funny voices it takes to make the Bible palatable.

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Headlines:

Catholics sue MI for mask mandate since god wants to see who’s who: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/20/catholics-mis-mask-mandate-violated-our-sincerely-held-religious-beliefs/

Naturopath Arrested for Selling Homeopathic COVID Pellets and Fake Vax Cards: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/15/naturopath-arrested-for-selling-homeopathic-covid-pellets-and-fake-vax-cards/

Christians lose lawsuit over "Black Lives Matter" mural in Washington DC: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/16/christians-lose-lawsuit-over-black-lives-matter-mural-in-washington-d-c-2/

An Anti-Abortion Activist is Raising $500,000 to Film a Cringeworthy Sitcom: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/17/an-anti-abortion-activist-is-raising-500000-to-film-a-cringeworthy-sitcom/

Matt Powell says "the fight to save endangered species proves evolution is a lie: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/16/creationist-the-fight-to-save-endangered-species-proves-evolution-is-a-lie/

Idiot tests faith by letting Jesus take the wheel: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/17/driver-who-let-jesus-take-the-wheel-before-crashing-wanted-to-test-her-faith/

Evangelical writer says "we must thank Christian God for capitalism": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/16/evangelical-writer-we-must-thank-the-christian-god-for-capitalism/

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This Week in Misogyny:

12 women sue Liberty U for horrifying cases of sexul abuse: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/20/12-women-sued-liberty-u-for-enabling-sexual-abuse-their-stories-are-horrifying/

Fundamentalist Preacher: “After honeymoon, divorce not an option” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/19/fundamentalist-preacher-once-your-honeymoon-is-over-divorce-is-not-an-option/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast may be unsuitable for British motherfuckers.
0:05.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by stamps.com, all birds,
0:10.5	my sheets rock, and by the new sexual fetish where we all dress up like Tim Curry from
0:15.3	legend and fuck, Luciferries.
0:18.6	Luciferries, because even though I just made it up, you are already all the fucking way
0:23.3	into an Archa.
0:25.4	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:27.6	Hey, Pat, how you doing? Kevin Sorbo here.
0:32.2	I am a TV and film actor, and my name is Kevin Sorbo, and I can assure you that we did,
0:37.8	in fact, evolved from filthy monkey men.
0:40.5	I don't know what that means.
0:45.5	Because I don't know if I actually put new stock in that, but it's just funny saying
0:54.8	filthy monkey men.
0:55.8	I think that's pretty funny.
0:58.1	So I still think that a lot of men are still very filthy monkey men, and I don't know what
1:05.5	we can do about that, but I'm pretty sure that's kind of what's going on there right now.
1:10.2	So all the best you've had, don't know where you live, don't know where you're at.
1:15.1	I really wish, I wish some people tell me what city they're from or what state they're
1:18.9	from, because maybe I have a story about that state.
1:21.3	I mean, I'm signing off, have a great one, bye.
1:28.3	It's July 22nd, and it's La Zanya Awareness Month.
1:51.7	Big ups to Garfield for putting in the world.
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