Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

Hello everybody, welcome back to a new episode of The Bad Broadcast. My name is Maddie Murphy

and I will be your host today. And until the end of time, hopefully, happy Monday. I hope you all

had a lovely holiday weekend. And I feel like people's spring breaks are coming up. I hope

that's going very well. It got so hot here. Like in the last four days, it's been so hot and my

AC and my car broke. So I'm in like a 30% worst mood every single day because I am so sweaty.

At any given point, I could use I could use a temperature drop. Like when people ask that,

when you're at their house, when they're like, are you warm? Like my answer is always yes. Like I

could always use AC anytime. But enough about weather and my sweatiness. I love our topic today.

All these were so fun to read and I'm so excited to go over them. So the prompt for this week or

the weekly question was what is a petty argument that you are having with your spouse or your best

friend or your parents or, you know, a coworker that you need my ruling on? I wanted to stand my

lane because I don't feel like I'm qualified to give actual advice. Like maybe every now and again,

I have I have a good nugget that somebody could actually use. But I thought, you know, what I could

definitely judge on is petty arguments. So that's what we did. Obviously every ruling made in

today's episode can be upheld in a court of law. So make sure you take me very seriously.

That's obviously a joke. And I know what you're thinking, Matty, don't explain the things

or jokes because then it makes them less money. But when I started getting DMs that were deeply

concerned about things that I had said such as, do I really believe that drinking plain milk

is a federal hate crime and the person should actually be punished? I had yes, I have had people

actually concerned about that. I figured I should start clarifying what is a joke and what's not.

You should take me seriously like 22% of the time. You know who I wish was serious 22% of the time,

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