It's Monday.

Monday. It's Monday.

February 20th and the word of the day is gerrymandering.

Used in a sentence black people got bumped up from 0.6 to 1, but we still have gerrymandering.

That beats the hell out of representative democracy, am I right?

Right. Hey, we don't know it's gerrymandering.

Maybe Michael J. Fox draws all the voting maps.

Open mind.

I'm no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Heath Enright and broadcasting Delayed from America's far center.

We are the Skeptocrats. On episode 44 we break down Trump's solo press conference to make us miss Christian movies.

We remind ourselves throughout that he honestly thought this was going to improve the nation's

perception of his competence.

And his administration is pretty much down to an empty boiler room full of phones at this point.

But first, a moment of remembrance for the people of Bowling Green, Sweden.

An ode to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

Once upon a pen opined a puny-penipenous potus signed an order that the borders be a little

more crusady.

And it seems that all the preparation was finding seven Muslim nations where he had no

trade affiliation, but that ain't all that made it shady. It also nixed the refugees and

green cardholders overseas, plus he told some dude at CBC that he would expedite to Christians.

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