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🗓️ 2 September 2024
⏱️ 56 minutes
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In this episode we discuss song lyrics, facial improvements, and Kevin Bacon.
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. you can't forget. In 2010 they were big on the internet, but then three failed pilots, |
0:17.0 | two rejected movie scripts. |
0:21.0 | One last ditch effort to try to trips. Another podcast, each app different from the last. |
0:37.0 | It's the Swiss Army Knife of Shows. |
0:40.0 | Meet you two pathetic homes. |
0:45.0 | The dance is much better with the sad theme song. |
0:50.0 | That is a fact of life. |
0:53.7 | You know, I don't even think about the theme song anymore. |
0:56.2 | I don't know if that was the sad one or the happy one. |
0:58.2 | I'm just waiting, focused on the chorus, which is the same, |
1:01.5 | I think, both times. That's times. That's true. Very cool, very cool. |
1:06.8 | And the hands up thing is almost like a it's like when they say when you're sad just smile and convinces your body you're having a good time that's like a good way to like if you're tired like going like this and swaying. It's almost like fools you into thinking this is a good song. Yeah, it's like fools you into thinking this is a good song concert. |
1:24.0 | Yeah, it's like waking up and doing a few jumping jacks. |
1:27.0 | You're like, I'm tired, but then your blood gets pumping and you're like, okay, I think I can |
1:32.0 | tackle the day. |
1:33.0 | Or like if you snort Adderall or butt chug a Xanax or like almost like a panzanax. |
1:41.0 | Yeah. |
1:42.0 | So you mix Molly and water and then you butt chug the moly water. |
1:46.7 | Yeah, you have like a backpack with like gator aid, but it also has a DMA and a glow stick hydrated. |
1:54.0 | Yeah, yeah. So I did that yesterday. |
1:56.0 | And headphones you stole from a silent disco. |
1:58.0 | So it can only play the songs that are playing far far away from you that only you can hear anymore. |
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