On the Empire Podcast, this week we Unchained, Chango Unchained, we sift through the sessions,

we chat to the star of the following Mr. James Purfoy, and we extract information about

Zero Dark Thirty from Catherine Bigelow using any means necessary. We didn't waterboard

alone, I cannot stress that enough. Hello ford, I'm Chris Hewitt, and welcome to the

Empire Podcast. The only movie podcast that hasn't yet gone into administration. Give it time.

I'm joined as ever by three learned Empire colleagues. Get him quick before the sold off

for scrap. First up is our resident geek queen, a lady who sits in the throne, composed entirely

of Game of Thrones boxettes. It's Helen O'Hara. Hello. How are you? I'm okay, that sounds much

more comfortable than the throne in Game of Thrones, so that's all right. Thank you for

with my lawyer had on. Thank you for clarifying that we did not in fact orderboard Catherine Bigelow.

We didn't torture her in any way. We did sent you to send the instant, which is a form of torture.

It has been regulated against in some countries, but not by the Geneva Convention, which is the

main thing. She offered us a glass of water, but in a free friendly way. Oh, that's nice.

What's the opposite of enhanced interrogation? Whatever you did. You just heard both

this end of the zone. Next up, we have Art House Guru Phil Desemlin, who doesn't sit on a throne.

Instead, he sits on broken pieces of Michael Hanukkah DVDs. The pain is a constant reminder

of the anguish and suffering of humanity. Hello Phil. Yeah. In your face when you fix up an Oscar.

Well, will he be stealing someone else's? He's not going to best rate your Oscar. Wow.

You have to steal it. It's unlikely. I should point out that Phil does have a throne of blood.

I've seen it as flat. How'd you make a throne out of blood?

Oscar Asawa. Keep it in the freezer. Thank you. I was trying to think of another throne

film and a throne of blood. Yes, thanks. Damn it. Damn it. Anyway, last but almost certainly

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