44: Elf In Myself
JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale
Justin Martindale
4.3 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What is up, everybody? Welcome to a holiday edition of Justain with Justin Martindale. I'm Justin Martindale. And we hope you are having a wonderful festive season. I'm going to come clean. I am officially pickled. |
| 0:28.6 | I have done the partying. I'm done. I'm spent. I can't do any more. With that being said, I have one more holiday party tonight. And that is it. It's been a very festive holiday. What about you, John? |
| 0:50.6 | I only have I'm still I'm only here for a year. So I was only invited to the to the comedy store holiday party. And it was perfect. I'm not a party person. So it just worked out perfectly. |
| 0:59.6 | Was that your first that was your first holiday party here out here. Yeah. Oh, I know it was it was exactly what I expected it to be. What what did you what did you gather from it? |
| 1:09.6 | A bunch of people in the comedy store doing things that they still do during the normal work night just about the customers. |
| 1:18.6 | Right with Santa hats on. Yeah, it was a whole thing. I mean, I such holidays holiday parties included. I went to a chilly night at my friend Emerson's place. |
| 1:31.6 | He had like a holiday party. We did Sarah Colona's holiday party, which had like a smores area. You just brushed over that. What's a chillies night? I don't know. My friend made chili. |
| 1:46.6 | And there was like charcootery and wine and cocktails. It was a holiday party at Chili's. No, okay. That's that's where I'm like you can't just brush over it. It was a Chili's party. It was a chili like cook off party holiday party. |
| 2:01.6 | Got it. However, I am trashy enough that I would dive deep into a holiday party thrown at a Chili's. That sounds awesome. But also dangerous because dollar margaritas. |
| 2:14.6 | No, thanks. But yeah, we was a Sarah Colona's party. Then last night I went over to Tim Dylan's house, which was insane. Just so much fun. Several comics were there. I met Megan trainer. |
| 2:28.6 | And I'm like friends with her now. And I was like, Hey, come do my podcast. So I might get Megan trainer next year. |
| 2:35.6 | But I always embarrass myself when I talk to celebrities because she was like, Hi, I'm Megan. And I go, I know you from TikTok. And I was like, God damn it, Justin. Why would you say that? That's not a great intro. |
| 2:47.6 | But then if I hadn't said that, I would have been like, Oh, yeah, you fell on the tonight show. Yeah, but I'm like, also I could have said like Europe, you know, a songwriter or like a, you know, you have a hit song right now, you know. |
| 3:00.6 | That's like running into Oh Jane saying, Oh, I know you from the murders. Right. Right. But she is on TikTok. She's killing it. That song is everywhere. I can have my Gucci. Oh, that's her. Okay. He returns. Huh? |
| 3:14.6 | I didn't know that was her. Yeah, that's her. Okay. I got it. I made you look by my mom. Yep. That's her. She knows how to get in your head and stay there. So it was just it was a lot of fun. |
| 3:25.6 | And Tim had, you know, this beautiful tree, beautiful house, beautiful view of the city. I was like, wow, he did all this and like, short amount of time. Good old COVID. Yeah. I mean, it goes to show you that podcasting can pay off some people thrived. Some people thrived during the pandemic. |
| 3:46.6 | I mean, there was a hot chocolate display or like a section like you could pour your own hot chocolate and mix. Shnops and marshmallows and shit like that. It's awesome. It's too fancy for me. God. |
| 4:00.6 | Lisa Trigger and I laid on a bed while the fireplace was roaring. Okay. It was really fun. Also, let's talk about etiquette. Okay. Okay. |
| 4:14.6 | So last night, I met this party in like Andrew Santino and I are talking Whitney Cummings is screaming off in the corner somewhere. |
| 4:28.6 | And she all follow was there. Candice Thompson. It was just a really nice who's who of like comedy store people was just very, very delightful any letterman. |
| 4:39.6 | Esther Steinberg was there. Lovely with her husband. But anyways, there's a girl there who I, when I first heard doing stand up, I'm not going to name her name. |
| 4:49.6 | But she was really still is really funny, right? But she gave up stand up to get married. She married this very wealthy guy. And now I think she has like two kids or something. So I haven't seen her in forever. Actually, sorry a couple of weeks ago. |
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