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Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2014

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

It's Girl Scout cookies time in Night Vale. Plus, an updates from Khoshekh and Dana, a safety announcement from the Highway Department, and a magnanimous gesture from station management.

The voice of Dana was Jasika Nicole.

The voice of Lauren was Lauren Sharpe.

Weather: "Haunted" by Maya Kern, mayakern.bandcamp.com.

Music: Disparition, disparition.info.

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.

0:02.6

Don't believe me?

0:03.6

Go to welcometonightvill.com and click on store.

0:05.8

You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blankets, stickers, posters, mugs,

0:09.6

and so on.

0:10.6

In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.

0:14.2

We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.

0:17.4

So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be

0:21.1

there long.

0:22.2

Some new items we just got in.

0:24.2

A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big

0:28.8

Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale

0:34.4

spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and beach

0:40.0

towels also from Jessica Hayworth.

0:42.4

Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.

0:46.4

Just go to welcometonightvill.com and click on store to see it all.

0:52.2

All that glitters is not gold.

0:55.7

Particularly that thing over there.

0:59.6

That's maybe a giant insect of some sort.

1:03.9

It's really too dark to tell.

1:06.8

Welcome to Night Vale.

1:31.4

I am not a good salesman.

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