These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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little monster today. Today's episode is One Last Trink, written by John Freeman and Daniel

Wilcox, and narrated by Grant Petritsia.

The storm was unlike anything London had seen in years, the black clouds dominating the skies in a heartbeat, raining its torrential downpour upon the unexpected passerby.

Jack darted through the panicked streets, filled with shops and bars you could hardly make out over the never-ending hordes of people, dodging umbrellas and weaving between clusters of panicky tourists.

He made his way past the Bethnal Green Station, looking for the location of the small inn he had never visited.

Jack couldn't believe his luck.

He had been seconds away from canceling the meetup,

his thumb hovering over the message icon on his phone.

Then, as if some serendipitous moment had occurred,

the heavens had opened and the rain had poured.

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