#439 Wrecks In Effects with John Hastings

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🗓️ 6 September 2021

⏱️ 195 minutes

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Summary

John Hastings and I talk about car accidents on a fun episode of Skeptic Tank. John has been in a dozen accidents so he’s got a lot of experience. And I have hit and run over 34 people in my life, many of those resulted in fatalities. So I can’t quite fully join in because of an antiquated statute of limitations rule in the state many of these “crimes” took place, but I've still got some stories left over.

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0:00.0	I remember in the backseat kind of just sort of like relaxing and then I hear like
0:03.9	jukk jukk jukk jukk jukk jukk jukk jukk
0:06.3	and then bump and literally the front tire is now bouncing on the other side of
0:13.7	a fucking tire whole tire flies off the road and it was like the most like
0:19.7	what the fuck just happened
0:21.8	I remember we called into the camp and they were like you know in those situations where it's like everything so like
0:26.8	Like, harrowing like people fix it and I just remember to be like, don't forget to bring the tire and it's like, yeah, we got the tire, bro
0:33.3	Like, don't worry
1:03.3	You're one piece of real, I know, I go around with you
1:08.2	You know that I've missed that tune with you
1:16.5	With you, with you, I know
1:22.3	You know, I go around with you, I go around with you
1:34.4	You know, I go around with you, I go around with you
1:41.8	What's up, you guys? Arish, you're here live from a fucking RV park outside Dollywood, Tennessee, Gatlinburg, that is
1:48.8	I know how much time. Got to get another fucking park to it
1:51.6	Look at it, look at my outfit
1:55.2	Today's, I was supposed to be a bonero and then shit went, hey, why are because it's fucking, this is supposed to be day one
2:02.4	sunny and warm beautiful cancel bonero, it's another story
2:08.3	Next week, I'll tell you the whole story because I was still figuring out my plans, I think I found a little mini festival
2:13.4	There's one thing Arish appear does, it's roll with the punches
2:16.5	It's another thing Arish appear does is never has been punched
2:19.8	That's why he acts that way, that guy needs to get punched
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