439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 12 April 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Tim discusses the recent helicopter crash in the Hudson, why summer vacations are over, RFK’s pledge to find the cause of autism by September, the looming threat of war with Iran, young people taking “mini-retirements”, and the importance of being a good guest in another country.

-Tim's new Netflix special "I'm Your Mother" comes out on Tuesday, April 15th. Click the link below to set a reminder on Netflix so you can watch when it premieres! 👇

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:32.4	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
0:33.3	How are you?
0:40.4	I have a Netflix special coming out on Tuesday, April 15th.
0:44.4	What I'd like you to do right now, my little demon hose,
0:52.0	is go on the Netflix and hit the reminder to be reminded that this special comes.
0:55.2	I don't care if your child is in anaphylactic shock.
0:56.7	Hit it with the epi.
1:03.3	Put the reminder on Netflix to be reminded to watch when the special goes live.
1:04.8	It is Tuesday the 15th, right?
1:05.3	Yeah.
1:07.6	Tuesday, April 15th.
1:09.4	I'm in the midst of a press tour.
1:12.3	Is it making Kelly's home today?
1:14.2	Lovely. Lovely property.
1:22.3	And I'm all over the place, going down to see Joe Rogan at Austin and Tom and Christina and others.
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