#439: I RATED My Wife's Massage A 7/10 And Now She's MAD! | Reading Reddit Stories

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4.6 • 732 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	Gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass, gonna kick mass in the USA, gotta climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, fly on an eagle.
0:08.5	I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, kick a little ass, rock flagging eagle.
0:18.6	Read it on Wiki starts now.
0:19.9	Get there, peace. I'm gonna read. Get there. Yeah. Redded on Wiki starts now. Is that a hate crime?
0:30.2	That was a
0:31.6	I come down their prison, Mike.
0:37.0	Everybody, everybody, but Norway could fucking get it.
0:42.1	That's what I think.
0:43.6	We're a week and a half past the Olympics.
0:46.9	Yeah.
0:47.9	Also, yeah, like I said, of the last episode, kind of tough to rock with them after knowing
0:53.2	how many of them really like that Cash Patel guy, but uh, you gotta rep, you gotta call, you gotta call out the, uh, the, the gold medal count. Second place, not so bad. That's first place losers. Also, that it was, that was from, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. I didn't write that lyrical masterpiece. Oh, okay, cool. I was wondering
1:12.7	because I was like, there's no way Sean wrote that. There's no way.
1:16.4	It's too good. Fun fact,
1:18.5	that scene for Charlie Kelly got him
1:20.7	his role in Pacific Rim.
1:22.9	I think whoever directed that movie said,
1:24.5	that's the guy I need for this role.
1:26.8	Insane. Is that also how he got Luigi guy I need for this role insane is that also how
1:27.8	he got Luigi I don't know this was this was a long time ago gotta be I don't know when
1:35.9	he filmed that scene I'm just trying to be topical because I know that movie comes out soon too
1:39.6	oh yeah mansion Louise no no no Super Mario Galaxy and then then they go into his mansion? Did they do that in the first one? I don't, I haven't even seen. I can't remember. It was a fever dream when I watched it. That's like, Jesus. Oh, man. So he colors. There's going to be a lot of people that don't watch it's always Sunny. Probably most of our audience that has no idea what I just did there.
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