This is a headgum podcast.

This is Aaron McGowan, Certified Personal Trainer and High on I-Beprofen.

This is Ryan Stanger, certified personal trainer and beholder of a green bottle.

And you found it, Dumbells, a comedy fitness podcast.

Committed to bringing you inspiration.

Motivation.

And sometimes information.

Hey, dumbbells, let's get dump.

Aaron, I tried to show my green bottle and I banged another monitor that's in my...

Your computer just goes straight to black.

I clanged it.

It's like when you're trying to get through a doorway with skis or something, you know?

And it just felt like that.

But it's good.

It humbles me to start and so that's good. Do you want to show it now or you want to just let it go? The green bottle. Did you see it? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. There it is. Yep. First thing I looked at, first thing I said. Yeah. Well, I'm wearing pink, and there was the whole wicked, like, promo tour where everyone was wearing pink and green.

And so I just feel like now I wish I was holding that green bottle.

Oh, I have a green can.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

I like that you're holding space for that.

Didn't they say that on the tour?

But it is, and I don't mean any disrespect, but it is a little peptobismo. Pepto-bizmo? Yeah, the color? That's okay. Is it that? Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. All right. I like it. I like it. Actually, I loved peptobismol as a kid. Whenever I was sick enough to get Peptobismal, I was like, yes.

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