438: Dumb-brella Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church is pretty sure not getting away with murder FOREVER is persecution, Right Wing Watch gets rescued by Jesus our Lord and Savior, and Geoff Blackwell of American Atheist will be here to not trust in god.

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Headlines:

Hobby Lobby takes out full page ad in favor of theocracy: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/7/4/2038368/--I-m-a-Democrat-I-hate-the-company-So-sums-up-my-feelings-for-Hobby-Lobby-this-Fourth-of-July

Canadian Archbishop: I’m Facing “Persecution” Over the Residential School Crisis: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/07/04/canadian-archbishop-im-facing-persecution-over-the-residential-school-crisis/

Catholic priest resigns after praising the good done in residential schools: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/27/catholic-priest-resigns-after-praising-the-good-done-in-residential-schools/

Anthony Fauci named Humanist of the Year: https://thehumanist.com/features/articles/fauci-named-american-humanist-associations-2021-humanist-of-the-year

New Analysis Finds That 84% of White Evangelicals Voters Backed Trump in 2020: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/30/new-analysis-finds-that-84-of-white-evangelicals-voters-backed-trump-in-2020/

Clay Clark - the man behind the conspiracy theory rallies happening around the country: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/clay-clark-the-man-behind-the-massive-conspiracy-theory-rallies-happening-around-the-country/

Rick Wiles prematurely claims "Jesus Christ shut down Right Wing Watch": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/06/30/rick-wiles-prematurely-claims-jesus-christ-shut-down-right-wing-watch/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Winning the following podcast contains F followed by this week's episode of the skating
0:06.4	atheist is brought to you by Gabby IP Vanish and by T shirts with the Coq logo except it
0:13.4	says Jesus T shirts with the Coq logo except it says Jesus because those fucking idiots
0:18.6	will buy anything and the Coca Cola company is afraid to piss off Christians and now the
0:23.2	skating atheist.
0:53.2	It's July 8th and we knew the Catholic church were murdering baby psychos before it was
1:15.2	cool.
1:16.2	I'm No Illusions, I'm Eli Bosnick, he's then right and from Woodrow Wilson's New Jersey
1:21.7	and the American atheist will be here to not trust in God.
1:41.7	Wood first, the Dietrat.
1:54.2	I was scrolling around Facebook the other day as I want to do for reasons that I can't
1:58.1	really explain to myself when I was confronted with one of those sad Christian attempts
2:02.5	at visualizing their shitty world view.
2:06.1	It's what I've seen before and you probably have too.
2:08.1	It's a hierarchy of Christian sexism presented as a series of ever more subordinate umbrellas.
2:13.8	There's a thousand versions of it but this is the one I see most often.
2:17.4	There's four umbrellas all on the same shaft so already it doesn't make any fucking sense.
2:23.2	There's a really big one at the top and each one down as small as in the last.
2:26.5	The top one says Christ of course because if you think about him as a real guy for a fucking
2:32.9	second he's the most arrogant piece of shit you've ever heard of.
2:36.1	Below that there's a slightly smaller umbrella canopy that says husband below that a slightly
2:40.8	smaller canopy that says wife and an even smaller one below that with children on it.
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