Oh, the Apple Podcast this week, it's ready, steady cook as Pixie Star Olivia Cook pops

by for a chat.

Plus, the usual news in Nonsense, on the movie podcast I would like to thank Chris Pratt

because while Twitter has been piling on him for reasons, they've overlooked one crucial

fact. This podcast is in fact hosted by the worst Chris Findish Clever. Hello, pod, I'm

Chris here at aka the worst Chris and the second worst here and welcome to the Empire Podcast.

We're in a state of excitement right now because we are just as we record this nine days

away from Halloween and no no no no, no no.

Please do Halloween and I don't know. I don't know where I came from. I don't know how

it happens. Blame and evil Irish toy maker. That always works for me. Anyway, this week

I'm joined by three colleagues, count them a three of such lethal cunning and given developments

at a high profile magazine recently, I'm making sure they all keep their hands where I can

see them. We're joined, of course, by our geek queen Helen or harrah. Hello. Nerd,

fat James dire. You really are the worst Chris. You are the worst burr. And of course, look

at him. The human patting himself. The nicest man, as you'll be, is no longer Michael

Pailin after he killed those dudes. It's Ben Travis. Hello, Ben Travis. Hi, everyone. How's

it going? The young prop podcast would like it to be known that Michael Pailin has not

in fact killed those dudes. And he remains the nicest guy alive for Ben's nicest guy

and she'll be. Thanks Chris. Does that work? Oh, somehow. I'll say that. Otherwise I could

kill Michael Pailin. Does that? He's the youngest guy in showbiz. Maybe that's it. He's

the youngest guy in showbiz. He's basically at this point a fetus with headphones.

And yet he makes more sense in any of us. What's going on there? What's up with that? How are we

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