437 - Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt

The Tim Dillon Show

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4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Tim discusses the White House’s leaked group chat, Rachel Zegler’s response to the internet’s Snow White hate, a Turkish Graduate student who was pulled off the street for supporting Palestine, Door Dash letting customers pay for food in installment loans, and a quick update on rapper Dank Demoss.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:32.1	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show.
0:37.0	Great to be back with you here.
0:40.6	Lots of fun being had by all.
0:43.4	Great episode with Andrew Schultz out.
0:47.4	If you haven't seen that yet, you should check that out.
0:49.8	A lot of people enjoyed it.
0:51.9	Thank you for the kind words.
0:56.8	What is going on with these group texts?
0:57.7	I'm telling you.
1:00.9	I'm telling you, and I've told you before, I'll tell you again.
1:03.4	Get out of these group texts.
1:06.6	They are fucking you up.
1:10.0	They're fun when you're 23.
1:18.4	As you get older, you have to extricate yourself from the group text, by the way.
1:34.5	You have to severely limit your, or rather, people's access to you as you get older it's not a free-for-all anymore it can't be for your own sake for the for your own safety for the sake of your own mental health you cannot
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