#437: House Of The Inexplicables
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Within the various schools of paranormal study there exist an array of biological anomalies so bizarre they strain the credulity of even the most ardent true believers. We're not talking about the kinds of creatures who startle random hikers or abduct late night stargazers; that's child's play. No, we're talking about truly bizarre beings that lurk in the inky darkness beyond the edge of the established unknown—a cadre of creatures so unique, so incomprehensible, that only one word can hope to encapsulate their existence: "Inexplicable".
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut podcast. I am Mark Stores. With me as always is. Rob Morphy. And Chris. Oh, Chris. Yeah, it's just starting off the cough. It's right. Oh, God. Okay. You good? No. A little bit of, oh. A little bit of, I ever? I mean, yeah, you've had, you've had stretches of good. Yeah, sure, sure. |
| 0:54.6 | I mean, not right now. |
| 0:55.3 | This is not one of them. |
| 0:56.1 | No, not right now. |
| 0:56.9 | No, no, it's okay, though. |
| 0:58.0 | This is still from a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Still trying to, still try it. It's got that goddamn, goddamn lung goblins. Yeah. It was living, living deep. Indeed. It's part of the curse of living where we live. |
| 1:08.0 | What is the, what are they, what are they, oh, I don't know, what's in the lungs, the capillaries? |
| 1:12.2 | No, is that the, the, the, the alveoli. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah. part of the curse living where we live. What is the, uh, what are they, what are the, oh, I don't you know, what's in the lungs, the capillaries? No, is that the, the alveoli? The duende of the |
| 1:16.3 | aviolae. Oh, dude, the old lung goblin. The tocoloshi of the breathmaker. The tokelosci of |
| 1:23.5 | the bronchioli. Brochioli, tocoloshi is a definitely a thing now. Okay, awesome. Awesome. I'm sure if I got that right, but whatever. You nailed it. We're going to do it. Okay. This bodes well for the intro. It does very well. Yes, indeed. This week, oh, this is going to be a phone one, boys. House of the inexplicable. |
| 1:44.4 | Indeed. |
| 1:45.5 | Yes. |
| 1:46.5 | There was House of Frankenstein, then Dracula. |
| 1:49.7 | Now it's inexplicables. |
| 1:50.9 | First time we've actually dipped into this well in a couple of years, which always |
| 1:55.0 | shocks me because I always feel like we just did one recently. |
| 1:58.7 | And we've done like ultra cryptids and inexplicable. And we do that shit crazy mystery bag. Everything we do is weird. So it seems like it happens more often than not. Is the two main ones though? Isn't it like the inexplicables and them like the ultra cryptids? Yeah. Isn't it the two main like? Those are the ultra cryptids are like the superheroes of the paranormal world. |
| 2:18.0 | Gotcha. |
| 2:18.2 | Where they have skills like sonic fucking, you know, weapons or like electro-hoppers that can |
| 2:25.1 | like jump and electrocute you at the same time. |
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