All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

All right, folks, it is me, the master of this podcast, Toby, the man is how I like to be referred to Matt's not here to do this intro because him and his wife.

He and his wife. They had a little baby boy. Yep, give it up. Give it up. Congratulations. Congratulations. So I'm doing the intro today. And we have a great interview about death and dying with Caleb Wilde. But first, can you believe it?

There's a new Emory tour with Hawthorne Heights. Oh my gosh VIP tickets are available at Emory Music.com and general admission will be on sale Thursday. June 6th will be Ohio Cincinnati, Ohio, June 7th, Columbus, Ohio, June 8th, Cleveland, Ohio, Warped tour.

June 9th, Pittsburgh, June 10th, Indianapolis, June 11th, Spring, Filmmasery, June 12th, Oklahoma City, June 13th, Denver, Colorado, June 14th, Wichita, Kansas, and June 15th Lincoln, Nebraska. That's right in Nebraska. We beg also Devon and I are doing an acoustic tour. We're calling it songs and stories. We'll be playing a bunch of Emory songs acoustically and tell you some stories behind some of those songs and you know, a few stories from our life. That is in April coming up.

So in April coming up soon, April 11th is Nashville. Where my Nashville homies and home at that April 12th, Louisville, Kentucky, April 13th Grand Rapids, Michigan, and April 14th Chicago, Illinois. That's me and Devon tickets are on sale right now. Get those quickly. Also, we need a house hosts for Nashville, Louisville, and Chicago. Or if you have a coffee shop or something like that, hit us up. Let us know.

And finally, check out marriage supply.com. It's an awesome site that Matt and I have, I guess, taken over. If you have always wanted to try a six toy or a sex product, it's alive and up the bedroom. And you didn't want to mess with all that porn and all the stuff that usually hinders people from going to sites. Go to marriage supply.com. No porn and all about growing closer together.

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Oh, yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking me that way. So if you've never done all, then you're extra virgin. No, girl, it's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest.

All right, Joey's on vacation in Norway. Toby, you say three, two, one, drop the beat and then Riva. You take us home. Oh, yeah, three, two, one.

This is the bad Christian.

Yes. Wow. Wow. The extra to his everywhere in this beginning of the fog.

I guess I got Joey go ahead and extend that vacation. My friend. Yeah, you. Stay in Norway, Spence and stay in Norway.

Oh, I want to set up too bad of a precedent. The estrogen is wild.

Pure estrogen. I've never felt motion like this.

I don't want to set Joey up for to make too much fun of him was out of town. Lest I be made fun of or harmed or thrown out with the bath water because I'll be out for having a baby probably in the next couple of weeks. Maybe, maybe not.

So I will say, Joey, you're missed and I hope you're resting and we can't wait to have you back. But you know, we can handle this without him for a few minutes, I think.

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