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What A Time To Be Alive
What A Time To Be Alive
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šļø 18 May 2026
ā±ļø 83 minutes
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Summary
Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear aboutĀ a mayor firing an entire towns police force, a woman forced to remove the giant gorilla statue from her home, piggy banks washing up on Texas beaches, a man who's missed field goal induced seizure ended up savingĀ his life, and students at a Maine high school that were accidentallyĀ fed dirt
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| 0:00.0 | I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. |
| 0:04.0 | Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy? |
| 0:08.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:10.0 | Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. |
| 0:15.0 | Cool, that was close. |
| 0:16.0 | You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. |
| 0:19.0 | Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. |
| 0:24.9 | Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. |
| 0:28.6 | 18 plus scumeralware.org. This episode is brought to you by Expedia and Visit Scotland. |
| 0:34.6 | Start your story in Scotland. Experience the pool of wide, untamed landscapes |
| 0:40.4 | and fresh cuisine that feels rooted in place. |
| 0:43.7 | Discover castles steeped in legend. |
| 0:46.7 | And feel the genuine warmth from locals you meet |
| 0:49.5 | in a place that will stay with you long after you leave. |
| 0:53.2 | Start planning your own Scottish holiday. Today at |
| 0:56.3 | Expedia.com.uk.U.K. slash visit Scotland. Welcome to What a time to be alive. The only podcast |
| 1:05.4 | counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive and now Patrick Monaghan |
| 1:12.2 | Kath Barbadooro and Eli Udynne. |
| 1:18.4 | Folks welcome to watch on the live. The only podcast that can't send out of things each week |
| 1:21.4 | to make a thing I saw the podcast on Patrick Ronahan. I'm Kath Barbaduro. I'm Eli Udn. |
| 1:26.9 | Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi, everyone. Hello. Hello. I feel like, uh, I feel off my, I almost did the thing where I said hello before you started talking, Patty. Oh my God. That's a sign to cast. It's a rough day for Kath today so far. |
| 1:45.2 | I'm having a tough time today. |
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