All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

Oh, yeah, God soda. I don't give this shit what I put in my body. You don't ever put podcasters in this way. So if you've never done oil, then you're extra virgin. No, girl, this is my plan. I showed you my dad, my penis when I was 25 years old and you don't get more honest.

Three, two, one. Oh, man, we got past this fence. It back up in the house all the way from Norway. It's homeland. He saw people as white as him. It was unbelievable.

Back to ship.

Poor kid. How do Norwegian apart crash? How do they have to get some Norwegian? Yes, you must know Norwegian.

Well, you know what? I don't know any Norwegian, but I sure used the hell out of my German in Norway. That was pretty cool. That was really cool. I was very impressed. I spoke to some Germans.

And I told one lady I said, mine, Deutsche ist Scheiß, which means my German is shit. She said, not as shitty as my English. And then we just went to town on German. So I was very encouraged. I went to a German app.

And the introductory phase, which says, here's the very basics that you need to get around in Germany. It was very boring. I knew it all. So I actually know a lot more German than I give myself credit for. I know a lot of you should start giving yourself more credit.

I do. I need to give myself more credit. I think I've been saying it for years. Toby, he doesn't give himself enough credit. I don't think it's I think it's rotten all these years. You haven't started a like a bilingual kind of church service with the Germans. What the fuck's going on?

You don't give a shit about this. You know, me Germans are in Charleston. You don't give a shit about them.

You have that gift and you just hide it under a bushel like that.

Y'all listen to this though. This is Gary Joey knows the German for Tithe and what?

Doichmarken.

What's love offering? Love offering support. You know all those words. I know love money. Leba Gell.

Oh, you know what? Y'all. So imagine, imagine me getting into Munich with my passport. And I've got the traveled juice for still and I are having so much fun. And I walk up.

And you know, these guys, they're ladies and guys. They are they're paid to be really hardcore not to have a sense of humor. And here I am all happy. I'm traveling.

And I go up to this guy and I got my Clemson winner hat on and he's looking at my passport and he's looking at me. He speaks German. So I already tried to give him a little bit of German.

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