#436 Breastfeeding For Adults with Greg Fitzsimmons

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Greg Fitzsimmons and Ari Shaffir go on a deep dive into forbidden acts of love in this public Patreon episode of Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.

The boys, victims of generational inbreeding of different styles, take Patreon submitted stories and questions about trouble with the law which leads them down the taboo road of adult breastfeeding. It’s a very special episode of Ari’s podcast and one which will go down in history as the reason neither of these overgrown children will be allowed into heaven.

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Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

Hermin’s Hermits - No Milk Today

G-Boy - Jail Cell

Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers - Juvenile Delinquent

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0:00.0	But then I realized I can't spit it out because it takes so long to latch and the suction of swallowing
0:07.6	Causes the milk to come out and so I just start
0:11.3	Drinking it as I'm doing it. I start rubbing against her. Yeah, I start getting turned on
0:16.2	No, and I mean and she gets turned on and we start having sex while I'm breastfeeding her
0:23.2	Let me tell you something when I had an orgasm
0:25.2	It was like it was like an explosion from here. I had I was almost carnal animal sex
0:32.3	These like milk dripping off my chin
0:41.8	Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time that bomb me check out my Chrissy behind
0:48.2	It's fine all of the time like sex on the features. What else is in the teachers of features?
1:04.2	Sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time that bomb me check out my Chrissy behind
1:10.0	It's fine all of the time. What else is in the teachers of features?
1:14.2	Like sex on the peaches
1:20.2	Well, hello everybody and welcome to our issue fear skeptic tank podcast my name is Ari Shaffer on a
1:25.7	Swelltering 95 degree day in New York City home of the original muggings
1:32.1	Guys on today's episode mr. Grekfried Simmons one of my favorite comedians of all time fucking hilarious dude
1:38.6	What he was on way way way back on this podcast hasn't been on for I don't know what almost a decade
1:43.6	What's the last time he was on
1:46.3	What's that's it? It was last time Grekfried Simmons was on
1:52.2	No one knows
1:53.5	Maybe Marissa put it on the fucking bottom what number it was
1:57.2	We did I remember we did too because I was just gonna talk to him about cating way back then
2:01.9	And then suddenly start telling me all these fights he gets into fist fights he gets to do he's a father
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