436 - Apparently It's Timon's Birthday

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Jake and Timon try to decipher things that Rosie says, Jake shares some recent shower thoughts, and then Brad throws a pillow at the birthday boy. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 40% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jake, what's the story since we've ever started with?
0:02.0	Who knows?
0:02.7	Yeah.
0:03.2	So a random thought I had was, what do you think?
0:06.6	Like, the other day I was at Quick Trip, gas station here in the Midwest.
0:09.9	And this woman working there was like, do you need to get around here?
0:13.0	And I was like, oh, no, take your time.
0:14.3	She's like, okay, hon.
0:15.7	And she's like 32 years old, I'm guessing.
0:18.2	Not 35, Not 30. Like she's a young, young hunter. Like she's like,
0:22.7	she's like, Moulon. She's a young hun. I made that up, right? It's gonna be a good day.
0:29.9	When do you think when do you think you start with is it just like a genetic thing? Like you're either
0:35.5	somebody who says hunt or not or like it did because at some point at
0:40.6	some point in your life.
0:41.7	You make the decision.
0:42.8	Do you?
0:43.2	I will call other men hun.
0:44.6	I'm going to say sweetheart.
0:46.4	I'm going to say, you know, whatever.
0:48.1	It's like because I because at 18 if that woman said hunn, that's weird.
0:52.9	But all of a sudden she's like, I think I'm ready.
0:55.1	Today's the day.
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