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434: No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:18.8

to you from the QI offices in Covern, Garden.

0:21.8

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anatishinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray and

0:26.5

Jane Tarkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our 4th favourite

0:30.9

facts from the last 7 days and in no particular order here we go.

0:36.8

Starting with fact number 1, that is Andy.

0:40.4

My fact is that the first man to use the word avocado in English was a pirate.

0:45.3

That just sounds like you say that normally Dan.

0:58.3

This is a guy called William Dampier and he was an explorer, he lived from 1651 to 1715

1:05.1

and he was a lot of things actually, he was a hydrography, he was a scientist, writer

1:09.9

and naturalist, Royal Navy captain and we have a picture of him, it's in the National

1:14.2

Gallery, it's the only 100% genuine portrait of a British pirate.

1:19.1

Does he have a parrot on his shoulder?

1:22.0

Yeah I patch, he's biting a gold de blue and it makes someone walk the plank.

1:29.5

No I don't think he is, he looks like a normal man but he was a pirate and among lots

1:35.2

of other things and he wrote this account of the avocado pear tree and that's in the

1:39.7

OED when you look under avocado, his entry is the first one, he gave a little report about

1:44.6

the avocado and said how nice it was.

1:46.0

How many entries are there for avocado then after his one?

1:49.0

Well loads because the OED sort of gives, they give a loaded, when it's like a site

1:52.2

of it and so on.

1:53.2

Yeah, about five or six I think there's only one definition, I'm not sure you've got

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