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Having a man be mad at you for making more money than him is like being in the middle of sex with somebody and hearing them go like, oh my God, I'm so lonely.

You know what I mean?

You're like, you're like, you're inside the solution.

Like, I don't know what to tell you.

So, like, that's, it just got to this point where I was like,

I don't fucking know what you want.

You're inside the solution.

Yeah.

I was so happy that you read it.

Like, you know, you come, you're like trying to promote something,

and then you show up and people are like,

so you wrote a book, and then they, but they haven't read it,

which I don't expect everyone to, you know what I mean?

But I was like, this is fucking awesome that she read it.

I don't think I've ever had a guest on,

that's an author that I didn't read that book. That would be so rude.

I mean, it's comics, so most of them can't read, you know?

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