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$16 million. $15 million. $15 million. $12 million.

These are the salaries of Jimmy Fallon, Steven Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel,

Conan O'Brien, individually. Trevor Noah, last I read, made about $4 million in 2015.

Trevor Noah currently has 22 writers. Jimmy Kimmel has 14 writers.

The young Turks received $20 million in 2017 in funding.

And I say this to you today to express the importance and the gratitude we have for everyone

in mug club. Listen, we're in the same ballpark as a lot of these shows because of you,

the viewers and the listeners. But just as certainly we rely on you in mug club to continue

growing this show. We've never received $20 million in funding from a foreign caliphate.

We run this entire program budget on a small fraction of their late-night hosts' salaries.

That includes all of our salaries. Mine included advertising, production costs for hidden camera

stings, all of it. And up until this year, we never had the luxury of 25 writers. We had

one and now I'm fortunate enough to have a broad again helping along with our friend Pantellus

and sometimes your good friend Owen Benjamin part-time. Late night has ignored you,

but we hear you. But because a lot of us Crowder is entirely independent, we can't do this show

without you. We can't rely on social media monetization. And of course we can't expect the big boys

and media to hear us. So please join at lottoethcrider.com slash mug club. Try it for seven days

free. Get the daily show, this wonderful hand-edged mug. And ensure that the laughs, the information

and the impact continues. On a happy note, through your support of mug club, we just wanted to let you

know we are now hiring new people as a part of our family here. Grant, someone who's worked with

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